Wake up from the warm fuzzy Taurus food coma. It’s Gemini time again. Irresistible, ruthless charm coupled with an insouciant ability to slide out from under whatever chaos they have caused and shower blame on everyone else. Gemini cats can purr their way out of any situation. Masters of pawsible deniability.

If you are owned by a Gemini, try not to be fooled by their tricks and blarney. It is all grift and gaslighting. They do not look deep into your eyes or wind themselves round your ankles because they love you, but because they haven’t quite mastered the opposable thumbs bit and can’t open the cans or foil packs.

On the upside, they are natural performers, providing hours of viral gold for your socials, so why are you whining? And you get two for the price of one.

For more about cats  and the stars, take a look at The Feline Zodiac by Stella Hyde .