Gameweek 31 has come and gone, and was uniformly agreed to be disastrous by most FPL punters, so we are quietly pleased, as are our sponsors, The Clowder Press, that we took five above the average. While this will win us nothing, it is at least an upwards trajectory. Small victories can amalgamate. 

Insights

* Ruben Gato Dias finally lived up to his name.

* Although neither Mo Salah nor Omar Marmoush enjoyed the favour of Bastet, Djed Spence appears to have woken up from his pharaonic catnap. 

* Liam Delap is really getting into the cream. 

Roger is rather miffed to see that Brennan Johnson, who we transferred out some time ago, has roared into form this week, We will have to buy him back. We are also considering swapping out Darwin Nunez for the newly fit Iliman Ndiaye.

It is a ruthless game. No room for sentiment. 

Very cat .