Clowder Press Zodiac Aries

Feline Zodiac #1 – Aries Cat

Friday, 21 March 2025 21:29

I’m the Firestarter. The Spring equinox has sprung, it’s the beginning of the zodiacal year, and here comes Aries once more.  Hard hats on. This in from Stella Hyde, Consulting Astrologer to the Clowder Press.


Aries is the first sign, and rules the head, but not what’s in it.  Act first, think later, or not at all, is the mantra. WE are talking  celestial Ram here – and rambunctious is a keyword when it comes to understanding Aries. Aries cats can perform the whole feline repertoire - staring, sleeping, grooming, etc– but do it like a HIT routine. If you are looking for a  sphinx-like enigma, you are in the wrong basket. 


Fire Ahead

There are three fire signs in the zodiac, and Aries is the first of them - the  zodiac’s firestarter, not always metaphorically, but almost always accidentally. Fearless, joyful , energetic, reckless, affectionate,  but not suited to human butlers looking for a quiet, calm, and reposeful household, and who thought that a cat would provide such an environment.   


The Schrödinger Test

If Schrödinger’s  Cat had been an Aries, it would have head butted its way out of the box after five seconds., thus changing the course of Theoretical Physics. Makes you think. 


Is Your Cat Aries?

Maybe the cat has not shared its birthday with you – so how can you tell whether a cat is an Aries? Here are some giveaways

 

headbutts everything

grooming not a priority

enthusiastic but indiscriminate hunter

eats anything, out of any receptacle, at any time


Let us know how you get on.

 

For more about The Feline Zodiac, by our Consulting Astrologer Stella Hyde, stroll over Stella Hyde here.







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